In a recent post, I grabbed some pictures from Google and associated them with names that Dave & I thought would be great for Dr. Frankenstein’s monster. But because the people who read my blog are amongst the world’s finest, y’all came up with a list of other names that were fantastical in their own right. These names required a little photo-editing, but with the help of photofunia.com and Photoshop, I give you the faces of your monsters. In no particular order….

Percival Patchwork, Esq
As suggested by Randall of Midlife Crisis Crossover,
and seconded by the lovely Mrs.Captain of EnchantedSeashells.
Look! He’s on the cover of Esquire Magazine. Where else would Percival Patchwork, Esq. be?

Francine
As suggested by Mer of KnockedOverByaFeather,
and seconded by the Arnold of ArnoldtheArmadillo.
Isn’t Francine looking fabulous today? The hearts take that dress from “every day” to “wow”.

Bitza
I snagged this picture from The Decorated Cookie, and I think it fits the name that GooseyAnne came up with just right. I have no idea why, but it’s exactly the image my mind produced when I read the name.

Michael Bolt-On
As suggested by Ross of Drinking Tips for Teens,
and seconded by the John of Windy City Wonderer, and the lovely Paula of TheTemenosJournal.
I had to use the picture of him with a mullet. I can’t help myself!

Bob, Buddy, Frankie
I’m not sure why, but I’m pretty sure Bob, Buddy, and Frankie are all rollerbladers. Amirite?
Credit goes to CombatBabe for “Buddy”, Gita for “Frankie”, and MissusTribble for “Bob”.

The Stitches
As pointed out by JackieP of ToBreatheIsToWrite, the Stitches would be grand friends.

Primo
The story is, after all, known as the Modern Prometheus… Thanks for the suggestion, PoeticCreole.

Brrrrrap!
And then RoS had to go and make a good idea better, giving Notorious VFJ his very first Platinum record– “Brrrrrap!” (Cover design is just a paint job over one of the worst hip-hop record covers of all time.)
Yeah baby I’m a stitched up thing
Got bolts in my neck which I use for bling
I like dancing to tunes by Rachmaninov
Though if I move too fast – my legs come off – brrrrrap! - Lyrics by RuleofStupid
And, last but not least, thanks for the commentators who contributed to the insanity of the post, even if it was just to applaud the insanity of others
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http://jennifercrites.wordpress.com/
http://newpillowbook.wordpress.com/
http://mythrider.wordpress.com/
I still can’t stop laughing at Michael Bolt-On.
I know, the mullet picture doesn’t help, haha!!
(Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed. I love checking out that tab and seeing familiar names.
I hope it brings many like-minded people your way!)
UGH. Nothing is scarier than Frankenmullet!
(And thanks.
I’m just now starting to make headway into the notifications, but a lot of the responders are a fun bunch. WordPress rules like that.)
haha, you’re right, Frankenmullet is one of the most terrifying (and wonderful) things in all the world!
hey the Stitches would totally be friends! ha! I love the pics for all of them.
Thanks Jackie! I found that picture of Stitch and couldn’t help just sticking him on, haha!
Reblogged this on that girl lyssa.
Yay! I feel positively famous
Excellent Photoshopping Rara.
I’ll be scouring the shops for his new single for xmas!
You are famous, RoS! My photoshopping on this one is cringe-worthy, haha, but it has… oomph.
Awesome!! What a lovely dress!
Isn’t it? Haha!
The pose on that picture was just too perfect not to use. He looks so … diva.
That was fun!
Hilarious!! You all are so creative!
I know, I’m surrounded by brilliance!
Not just surrounded– you’re inspiring brilliance too! You certainly make ME want to step up my game. ; )
I love Michael “The Mullet” Bolt-on! But hey – don’t I get called “lovely” too? It is my birthday, after all.
You are the loveliest of them all! *hugs* Happy birthday!!
Aw, shucks. (Shuffles feet, blushes.)
By the way, though I said it over at Doggy’s World, thanks for the poem AND the drawing! Love ‘em both!
Those are hearts?
Oh yes! I forgot to link to the dress I snagged the pic from! Thanks for the reminder!
That’s the best way to see the hearts, since I ended up using such a tiny picture.
http://shop.lenahoschek.com/autumnwinter2012-2013/rendez-vous-dress-navy-hearts.htm
Gotcha. Thanks!